Tuesday, April 20, 2010

...to change a light bulb - A Joke

Q- How many obamanites does it take to change a light bulb?

A- Hundreds of thousands of them, each one a lying politician, an unnecessary bureaucrat or an over paid member of the government employees union, who’s primary purpose is to fill out a dozen government forms, in triplicate, in order to pass the task of changing the light bulb on to the next person in the chain, thus costing the American taxpaying citizens millions of their hard earned dollars and insuring that the light bulb will never be changed until B.O. and his Social(ist) Democrat cohorts can pass a new law that mandates that every American replaces all of his or her own perfectly good, very dependable and relatively cheap incandescent light bulbs with those twisty, comparatively expensive CFLs (compact fluorescent lamps), that produce a harsh light, have an all too common tendency to over heat and catch on fire, and require special disposal procedures in order to prevent the mercury and other toxic substances in them from getting into the environment and poisoning us all.

Okay... So maybe it isn't very funny. Call it "Black Comedy" or "Dark Humor". You know what I mean. One of those things that that rather than making you say "That's funny", it makes you say "There's something funny about that". After all, there really isn't anything amusing about what B.O. and the rest of this "Blame America first" administration has been doing to this great nation is funny.

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